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it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries
it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries
it is illegal to be myself in 76 countries
that’s about 39% of all the countries in the world
gay marriage is legal in about .07% of countries
don’t fucking talk to me about straight pride ever again
Stoked to be performing Uma Thurman at the billboard music awards on May 17th. Even more stoked to be nominated for 2 categories: top rock band and top rock song.
Just told Darcy the 2 little girls across the road are coming to play 🙈 http://ift.tt/1INStsw
SHES. A D O R A B L E
Clients from Hell.
- Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?”
- Client: “Is e-mail internet”?
- Me: “I beg your pardon?”
- Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”
- Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”
- Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.”
- Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”
- Client: “Open what?”
- Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?”
- Client: “My…my…?”
- Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?”
- Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.”
- Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?”
- Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?”
- Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?”
- Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.”
- Me: “No, ma’am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?”
- Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?”
- Me: “We…okay, ma’am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?”
- Client: “My what?”
- Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”
- Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.
- Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?”
- Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.”
- Me: “An error message?”
- Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.”
- Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?”
- Client: “Yes.”
- Me: “Move it for me.”
- Client: “Move it?”
- Me: “Yes. Move it.”
- Client: “My e-mail!”
Growing up, everyone was worried that “the powers that be” were going to microchip us. With the spread of smart phones, we microchipped ourselves.
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